2023
1. COMMIT TO THE BIT
2. PARTAKE IN THE DIVINE ACT OF CREATION
3. LET THE SOFT ANIMAL THAT IS YOUR BODY LOVE WHAT IT LOVES
For those who are like- huh… here’s a translation
1) Be funny/ continue the online joke: persona you are conveying ( Think Gorbachev)
2) Have sex/fuck someone ( It is specifying say straight sex but we can ignore that part on tumblr)
3) Partake in self care
STRAIGHT SEX? IM TALKING ABOUT MAKING THINGS WITH YOUR HANDS, RIVALING PROMETHEUS IN HIS IDEA TO BREATHE LIFE INTO CLAY. IM TALKING ABOUT TRANSFORMING YOUR BODY IN YOUR IMAGE TO MAKE IT TASTE SWEETER, LIKE WATER INTO WINE. IM TALKING ABOUT PICKING UP THE PIECES AND CREATING SOMETHING NEW, TO FINISH WHAT THE COWARD FRANKENSTEIN NEVER TRULY STARTED.
STRAIGHT SEX??????
let’s not leave out any of the unfettered rage
HANNIBAL and SUPERNATURAL are TRENDING TOGETHER. I am rewatching DOCTOR WHO. On that note DAVID TENNANT IS EVERYWHERE and he’s also THE DOCTOR AGAIN. HOZIER released a NEW ALBUM. I am seeing SHERLOCK ACTORS everywhere. IGAF EARLY TUMBLR IS BACK AND IM HAPPY AGAIN. NATURE is HEALING.
baseball different than I remember
For the record, the team in yellow is a sort of "performance" team, similar to how the Harlem Globetrotters played. Their entire shtick is doing goofy stuff like this, and it's hilarious.
The team comes out of Georgia, and they're called
The Savanah Bananas
Love the contrast between the Americans’ “Apollo” and the Soviets’ “Sputnik.” You got the Americans naming their rocket after a Greek god trying to communicate the grandness and importance of this rocket. And you got the Soviets naming their rocket “fellow traveler.” Like a friend you go on an adventure with together. This rocket is our little friend lol
And they were gay for each other
And they were gay for each other.
DHCJCNDBJWJDJk3@2
[ID: tags reading “and this too is yuri. yuri gagarin” End ID]
as a GM myself, one of the most relatable moments was quadruple disadvantage and five damage, brennan is done with their bullshit
I am so proud to say that my college is so LGBT friendly, that in a survey Res Life put out they forgot to include straight people.
This is a fucking power move
“ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ ”
i thought this was me at first and i was really confused
omg hi
WE’RE MULTIPLYING
uhhhhhhh
hey
The Political Cartoons of Herblock.
Early 1960s, ladies and gentlemen.
You could post any of these without the date and some people would think they were done today.
Holy shit.
i don’t want to derail my own post but i just have to address
I’m sorry??????? You “KNOW” nobody on THIS hellsite
Watched
The
Fucking
Lorax????
Call me whatever names you wish, but I think this is a much better (and healthier) attitude than “anyone under 18 should never be allowed to see any sexual imagery ever”
(For reference: this was at the Tom of Finland exhibition, containing actual, queer, kinky af pornography. There were definitely some young people there, perhaps in their late teens. There was even a parent with their baby who was probably too young to understand anything at all. And guess what, all those people are probably going to be fine.)
[ID: a sign saying “Please note: there is no age limit, but the exhibition is not recommended for children due to the explicit sexual imagery it contains. Parental or guardian discretion is advised.”]
anyway the “nice cock jason” tiktok is playing in my head at all times on repeat indefinitely
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